1. stake out your target, making sure that the people who own the car will be going to work early the next morning.
2. choose your time. it's best to egg a car around 11:00 or so. that way the egg will be hardened by the time the people find it the next morning.
3. take aim. hitting the car on the windshield is a good plan. throwing one right between the side doors is good too - that way, egg will run into the inside of the car and all the window creases.
4. aim high. the egg will have more room to streak down the side if you smash it against the top edge of the car.
5. plan to be either on the run or driving as you throw. this will make for great egg streaks all across the car, and you'll cover your target almost completely. this will also allow you to hit every car on the street in your immediate area.
6. remember to have fun. that's important.
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lest you think we went egging, rest assured. we were merely victims, discovered this lovely morning.
can't wait till school's back in session.
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seems to happen to you young married couples (didn't Josh and Kell get egged a lot?)
someone better warn Ruth and Alex
seriously though, I'm sorry. Egging REALLY is mean.
I echo what Kristen said.
except for the idea of "immature" being used in the past tense..........