just over the past three days:
*i walked into the automatic 'exit only' door at Target and waited for it to open... twice.
*i've double booked today and tomorrow like three times over. i'm not sure how...
*i tripped up my cart in Safeway the other day, in front of a watching public. people actually laughed at me. i managed a feeble smile and quickly swerved into the next aisle.
*i picked up three huge mangoes, and while attempting to balance them in my arms, i tried to grab a bag, open it (blast that sticky plastic!), and shove them all in at the same time. not sure what i was thinking.
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